Benny

Yooo, so… hey. I’m just kinda floating through, y’know? Got my bong, got my vibes, got a superrrr haunted lava lamp collection. Like… seriously. One of them whispers the secrets of the universe to me. Another just giggles. Like all the freakin’ time. I don’t ask questions. I am all about late-night snacks, lo-fi beats, and staring into swirling colors until the concept of time just… fades away. 

You can’t hit my bong- it’s more of a spiritual thing… but I’ll totally kick back with you while you do. 

Oh… shit, man. I’m Benny by the way.

Choking Hazard Warning:
This figurine contains small parts that may pose a choking hazard. Not suitable for children under 3 years of age. This is not a toy—intended for decorative or collectible purposes only. Please keep out of reach of young children and pets. Always supervise when handling.