Bob

I’m Bob, the ghostly BBQ dad, floating through the afterlife with a spatula in hand and a wealth of grilling wisdom to share. I’m all about that “grill and chill” lifestyle, even if my steaks are now permanently medium-rare. I like to ponder the existential questions of barbecue, such as, “If a burger falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound? Does it at least taste good?” While I’m perfecting my slow-cooked ribs, I’ll regale you with musings like, “Is a hot dog a sandwich, or merely an existential crisis in a bun?” If you’re looking for a ghost who appreciates the fine art of barbecue and can sprinkle in a dash of intellectual discourse with a side of smoky flavor, I’m your spectral chef.

Choking Hazard Warning:
This figurine contains small parts that may pose a choking hazard. Not suitable for children under 3 years of age. This is not a toy—intended for decorative or collectible purposes only. Please keep out of reach of young children and pets. Always supervise when handling.