Eddie

Heyyy queen! I’m Eddie! I just wanted to say that I think you are fabulous. I can see it in that gay little booty of yours that we would make the best of friends. Can I tell you my coming out story quickly? I was sitting at the lunch table with all the other closeted theater kids (obviously), and the CUTEST boy in school came up to the table and asked to sit with us. He then went on about how he was openly gay. He was so cool and confident, I just blurted out “I think I am in love with you.” Everyone just stared, then giggled, then we all BURST into laughter. I had just come out to all my friends, and this stranger, just cuz he was sooo comfortable being gay (and he was hot…) Anyway, I can’t wait to hear your stories too!!

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